You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Hurl

This from the file marked "You couldn't make it up!"

Donald Trump, denier of climate change, destroyer of sites of special scientific interest, the man who obliterated a unique dune system and habitat to many creatures, has called a proposed offshore wind farm "environmentally irresponsible".

If your laughter gives way to tears, I don't blame you. But here comes the sickly feeling:

In a letter to the First Minister, Alex Salmond, he makes veiled threats about "promises" he was made, and queries why anyone would invest in Scotland if he can't get his own way.

Will our esteemed First Minister drop his trousers and bend over for The Donald once again? Or will he, for once, say no to the bully?