Scientists have found evidence of the seagull population breeding biological weapons to use against us.
Specifically, antibiotic-resistant bacteria.
It can be only a matter of time before the Nazi Seagulls From Hell unleash this bacteria on the human population, with devastating results.
And the thing is, we've only ourselves to blame. If we hadn't been so laissez-faire with our antibiotics, then resistance wouldn't have built up in the scavenging gulls.
Save yourselves, while there's still time...
You can read the whole Nazi Seagulls From Hell series of posts here.
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