The Manifestos: Monster Raving Loony Party

Just for a bit of fun, here's the Loony pledges on the environment!

To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waste they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.

Make Weeding an Olympic sport in order to save the 100 year old Manor Garden Allotments from being demolished for the 2012 games.

It is proposed to declare the Channel Tunnel a No Fly Zone.

All weed killers should be considered as a weapon of mass destruction

The Loch Ness Monster should be added to the endangered species list.

It is proposed that all car owners in London be forced to replace their cars with hovercrafts

In order to reduce pollution all cars must have their engines removed, instead they should have holes in the bottom where people can put their feet and run along. This would be a little bit like the Flintstones

I want a hovercraft!