Another Contender For "Worst Green Product"

I've been pissing myself laughing at this for a good ten minutes or so.

Here we have the "Pillet". It's a toilet roll holder. But not just any toilet roll holder, oh no. It's a toilet roll holder with a built-in lamp.

Yes, a built-in lamp.

Can you guess how the lamp works? That's right, pulling the toilet paper turns a dynamo which charges the light.

Quite how much toilet paper you have to use to light the whole room, the article doesn't say. And neither does it say just who finds they suddenly need some light on the subject when they're sitting on the loo.

Although it does recommend that you take it into the garden with you and have a party. Presumably with all your guests desperately pulling out toilet paper so they can see.

By the way, this product is brought to you by the same guy who invented the Axixa.

Fed up with people peeing against your wall? Then install the Axixa, and give them something to pee into! When it's full, you can easily drain it so it's ready for the general public to use again...