Thursday, July 30, 2009

Short-Sighted Beer Goggles

Here's a conversation I had recently in the pub, which had me banging my head off the bar:

Me: "Another pint of 80 please, and you can just re-use this glass"

Barman: "I can't"

Me: "You can't re-use the glass?"

Barman: "No"

Me: "Why not?"

Barman: "Health and Safety"

Me: "But I'm the only one who has used it!"

Barman: "Still, can't do it"

Me: "So you have to wash each glass after it's been used just once?"

Barman: "Do you want the f*cking pint or not?"

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