The fight against the greatest menace of our times has reached the UK Parliament.
Well, okay, perhaps climate change is the greatest menace of our times. But Nazi Seagulls From Hell are right up there, along with Somali piracy, suicide bombers and Zac Efron*
Unfortunately, it appears that the government weren't listening to Don Foster's warning of a gathering storm - an increase in the gull population from 270,000 to more than a million in the next decade.
I can already hear the sound of jackboots against the nation's rooftops...
*The girlfriend dragged me to see 17 Again yesterday. I'm still paying a heavy price for last year's Die Hard 4.