You Used To Bring Me Roses

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The world has gone mad, and here is the conclusive proof from the BBC:

Aromas such as roses, baking bread and cut grass are to be piped into "smelly" car parks more commonly associated with the stink of urine and vomit.

Or, alternatively, they could knock down the car park and plant a garden which would naturally smell of roses and grass...